Great Moments in Spam: Struggling Spammers

Been a while since I listed some good spam messages. I've checked but they haven't been as good lately. Apparently, somewhere in the world spammer's are having a hard time crafting new gem for their audience. Here are the ones though that have been making a decent run at spam subject line greatness:

• Open or Die - Simple, subtle, to the point.
  
• For your heavy night artillery - Leaving its recipients guessing, "is this another 'viagra' type add or did I get on the mailing list for warlords?" I guess they'll have to open to find out.
  
• Mexicans kill flu victims - While this may seem out of taste, it will serve as the basis for a movie script in the next couple of years.

While these may seem pretty weak (and they are) you should look at the upside. In this down economy, if you think you can do better it looks like there may be some job openings.